10. Only seen when you update the kernel, not for your “Must Have” security updates. “You have successfully updated your computer, please reboot for the changes to take affect.”
9. The Shell.
8. Your application freezes X server, ctl-alt-f2 login to shell and kill hung processes.
7. No email macro viruses.
6. Xgl + Gnome.
5. Your friends stop asking you to fix their computers after you install Linux on their PCs.
4. No IE.
3. You no longer have to fill the coffers of the richest man in the world.
1. Uber-Geekdom, at last!